(Source: fuckyeahspringfield)
What I heard over the Radio
When your Gf/Bf gives you a break up letter, what you should do is:
1. Defecate
2. Wipe your butthole
3. Send it back to him/her
~ SOOOOOOOOOO RIDICULOUS YET HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. — Dr. Seuss
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(Source: jennettefansbrazil)
@ Dong Juan, Cebu. HAYYY! Ang sarap kumain dyan! supeeerr. Isang order, ang mura and ang laki ng serving! pang 2 na tao. Pero naubos ko pa rin. Malakas ako kumain ee. =))))) MWAH.
DIET NA KO
NAKAKATAWA NA LANG SIYA PAKINGGAN DAHIL ALAM KONG HINDI KO MATIIS ANG MGA FINGER LICKIN GOOD NA MGA PAGKAEEEEN
